30 Uses for a Smoke Detector

After several recent encounters with ceiling noise boxes, the inspiration for this week’s 30 uses was a no-brainier.  So allow me to introduce to you 30 Uses for a Smoke Detector:

  1. To keep you awake at 10:30 at night
  2. To wake you back up at 12:00 a.m.
  3. To get you up at 3:30 a.m.
  4. To make you panic at 3:45 a.m.
  5. To help put “Hey Mickey” into your head
  6. To help get “Hey Mickey” out of your head
  7. To make you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night
  8. To annoy you at 3:30 p.m.
  9. Make the dog bark, because she thinks someone rang the doorbell
  10. To wake the baby you just spent two hours getting to fall asleep
  11. Similar to tinnitus, it’s a constant chirping in your ear.
  12. Frisbee
  13. Hockey puck
  14. UFO Prop
  15. Part of a USS Enterprise model
  16. Stencil to make a circle
  17. Robot head
  18. Discus
  19. Replacement Radio Flyer wagon wheel
  20. Barbie Big Wheel truck wheel replacement
  21. Dog toy
  22. Candy dish
  23. Spraypaint, beadazzle, sticker – voila! Art!
  24. Barbie large sled
  25. Dart board center target
  26. Redneck boombox speaker cover
  27. CD case
  28. Princess Leia hairdo assistance
  29. Coconut bra parts for men/flat-chested women
  30. Doggie Dish

Happy Friday!

~ I am responsible for what I say but not for what you understand. ~

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