Back by popular demand (and because Tim and I had a wee moment of break between projects) are our Music Mash-ups! I really think Pandora should give us free annual subscriptions for blogging about them via the music on our stations. Anywho, onto this weeks list:
- I Hope You Hit Traffic Creep
You know that driver – the one that’s moving erratically between lanes, cutting people off, talking on his phone, slowing down to a crawl when it’s raining, speeding on ice – yes that person. I hope you hit traffic, Creep! I also hope I don’t get stuck in it!
- Absolutely In Too Deep
This is the point when you look up and realize that you should have stopped digging a loooooong time ago.
- I Want You Back Mr. Jones
Words you never would have heard my Grandma utter after she divorced my Grandpa.
- The Bridge Under Here is Gone
Darn those Japanese Imperialists for ruining the underwater bridge that connected Hawaii to California when they bombed the islands.
- Start Outside Shootin
Kids, how many times do I have to tell you not to shoot your guns in the house! – Words from My Mom, Growing up in the Ghetto
- I’ll Be Home
Of course I’ll be home. I’m a working mom of a 6-month old! I’m tired and hungry, where else would I be?
- How’s It Going To Be This Close
I’m showing you just how close with my fingers. Can you tell?
- Drift, Collide, and Die
This is for you, traffic Creep!
- How to Save a Life If Today Was Your Last Day
The self-help book for those who know exactly when they are going to expire. Or, ways to not be a traffic creep before you expire.
- The Monster Hospital War
Halloween is coming — are you ready?!?!
- To continue the list, please click here after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEP!
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