Happy Hump Day! May your day start off brighter by enjoying this bizarre song title:
- Marching On Clean Water
Sure, anyone can walk on polluted water, but it takes God himself to march on clean water.
- Run Down
Hello friends I’m your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin, yes Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals. Yes with Vitameatavegamin you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a big tablespoon full after every meal. It’s so tasty too! Tastes just like candy. So why don’t you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow? That’s vita-meata-vegamin.
- Gold Wooden Nickels
Although something may look valuable on the outside, all shiny and useful; on the inside it make just be a piece of crap. I know many people like this. Celebrities too.
- Come Home Somewhere Only We Know
Home is not necessarily a house. Home can be a place you share with your significant other. Back in California, “our” place was the pier. So, theoretically if I ever ran off angry, and in a movie moment, my husband ran around town looking for me, the pier is probably where he would start.
- 100 Years Drive
As a kid we always took road trips. My husband and I enjoy road trips and will take our dog and soon, son along. But sometimes, like when you’re driving from San Francisco, CA to Denver, CO straight through, those 24-hours can really feel like 100 years.
- Bad Day Taking Over Me
Ever have one of those days where you seem to just be one step ahead of doom or disaster, yet each incident is getting closer…and closer…like a final destination moment. Yeah, this song is like that.
- Won’t Let You Go Fully Alive
The Kidnapper Theme Song
- Let It Be Daylight
During those midnight, 2AM, and 4AM feedings, “Let it be daylight” is a silent plea for any new mom.
- Please Stay Far Away
You smell. Not only should you stand downwind of me, but about 100-yards away, too.
You can’t sing. My ears bleed when you stand to close, so please, stand about 100-years away from me.
- Grenade Jumper In Memorandum
I’m not sure there is an actual military position known as a “Grenade Jumper”, however, in honor of our men and woman who fight and serve to protect freedom and liberty around the globe – let us reflect on their service with a moment of silence.
- Same as the past 2 weeks, Tim has items 11-20.
And, as always, bonus points if you can name the Artist and Song of each Mash-up. 🙂