Due to Friday being incredibly busy at work, 30 uses has once again been postponed until Monday. This week, instead of offering 30 Uses for an inanimate object,I’m posting 20 Explanations for this picture:
- Only way to wash his hair, obviously
- Asian version of a swirly
- Street-side baptism
- Water boarding FAIL
- Mobster warning
- Scalp water massage
- Street-side delousing service
- Using warm water to eliminate brain freeze
- Make him pee FAIL (you’re supposed to put the hand in water)
- Underwater hair braiding (a level up from underwater basket weaving)
- Wound cleaning post drive by scalping
- Adding the “secret ingredient” to La Soupe de Jour
- What Not to Wear: Asia
- Ritual ear cleansing (I’m thinking the creepy observer has a mouth like a sailor)
- Saving the kid from the vortex to hell
- The store was sold out of bathtubs and Johnny there had some bad B.O.
- This is the only way to ensure Johnny washed behind his ears
- Ultimate punishment for not showering at home: sponge bath by mom & dad on the street while Aunt Sue supervises
- An ancient ritual of receiving knighthood
- Exorcism
Feel free to comment with other suggestions.
Gnarvtopia! 